I am not dating until i have a have a relationship that could be in a Nicholas Sparks book or something
so i’m gunna be single till im like 30
Me and knight with a big head from medieval times for my birthday lol
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You know you dont care about sex anymore when all you can think of when another sex scene comes on right after they finished one is,now what the fuck was point of putting her clothes back on and acting as if she was leaving if she was just gonna role over and let him put it in all over again
every problem i have ever had in my life is caused by people being jealous that I’m pretty
I finally found the dating site for me farmersonly.com! You damn city folk don’t get it
Dad: you gonna make a post on Facebook about my amazing posole
Me: really right now?
Dad: what?! If I did it it would be bragging
Girl form elementary: they say that native americans are the most loyal and well respected and honest people
me: your obviously not native
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