The place beyond the pines
I recently watched this movie with a friend, I found it to be very interesting. At the end it doesnt leave you With warm fuzzy feeling we all crave at the end of the movie, instead you are left with questions about the characters and their morality and whether we can truly say who is definitely good or bad,or are the lines blurred? Questions rise about what truly makes the you who you are;the...
At my apartment watching spiderman :)
I’m gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I’ll find her, wherever she...– Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer True love ladies and gentlemen (via annabananawiththeblueberryeyes)
You know your mustache is bad when you can trim it with scissors -_______-
Nothing like finding a big ball of puss on your nipple that hurts -___-
So my asshole brother inlaw who thinks he is always right and knows better than the gps, decided that taking the highway 18 from the 15 freeway to the 14 and then going to LA was faster than just taking the 15 the whole way, what he doesn’t understand is that the trip the to 14 from the 15 is about as long as the trip to la would be from where we were when we got on highway 18.I just want...
I’m dead inside
I wish I was home -____-
Why am I retarded
So, I go to a show in orange county, hang out, only have one beer, dance have fun, manage to hold on to my phone the whole time and not lose it, I go to leave, I get my purse put it on the chair and then go say bye to people, I leave get in the car and drive away, my friend asks me hey you have everything right, I reassure him that I do and we get all the way to my apartment and I reach down for...
Hot women depress me for two reasons 1) because I will never look like them 2) they would never date me ….
I don’t get how people can vote and dont vote feel entitled to the rights and benefits they get from being a united states citizen, part of being here and being apart of our nation is having a say in how it is run, that is what we were founded on, it is how our nation runs. The selfishness of thinking that just because you don’t want take the time to learn just alittle about...
I woke up at 7am got ready to leave by 8, we drove for 2 hours to pick up a van do Jon could drive drunk people to the hotel after the wedding,drove an hour in the opposite direction to get to the spot where the wedding was only to find out the wedding is way later in the day and everybody is in shirts and jeans, changed help set for the wedding, drove back and forth from the wedding location and...
Fucking horror nights after not sleeping with people I hate -_____-
I want to see perks of being a wallflower again … I’m in love
Being a terrible actress is hard work
Bus to Vegas
Some how I managed to end up on a bus to Vegas… Almost got left behind … Let’s hope I don’t see any dead bodies this time
I’m every gay man’s transition into homosexuality
I just made a whole meat by myself and did all the dishes right after by myself, I know this make me 10 but I’m so proud of me!
Me coming out to my mom
Me: So you know mom...when someone loves another person very much-
Mom: You're gay, aren't you.
Me: Pretty much the biggest faggot, yeah.
Killing myself tonight
Now not only am I scared for my life but I can’t sleep b/c I think my bed has bed bugs … I cant wait for work tomorrow!
Most parents let kids stay as long as they can, if they aren’t drug addicts and work,generally,staying at home isn’t a problem. In my family all I hear when I get home is, when are you getting your shit out? I just realized that only one of my family members had offered to help me move my stuff even. Nobody has asked for my new address and nobody has asked to see what my “new...
scheduled my first rehearsal for the independent movie I am doing for friday…. still have finished reading the script
coagulates: I am not dating until i have a have a relationship that could be in a Nicholas Sparks book or something so i’m gunna be single till im like 30
You know you dont care about sex anymore when all you can think of when another sex scene comes on right after they finished one is,now what the fuck was point of putting her clothes back on and acting as if she was leaving if she was just gonna role over and let him put it in all over again
coagulates: every problem i have ever had in my life is caused by people being jealous that I’m pretty
I finally found the dating site for me farmersonly.com! You damn city folk don’t get it
Dad: you gonna make a post on Facebook about my amazing posole Me: really right now? Dad: what?! If I did it it would be bragging
Girl form elementary: they say that native americans are the most loyal and well respected and honest people me: your obviously not native
The truth about cats and dogs
Guy outside girls window: throw me something you been wearing … *girls throws down her shoe*